Vol. 1 — The Founder Roast
Get your pitch roasted
by people who'd never reply to your email.
Five AI personas. One brutal panel. Pick the judge you want to face first — they roast you free. Unlock the rest for the cost of a coffee.
Pick your judge
5 personas · 1 free
Free roast comes from the persona you picked. The other four arrive with the $5 unlock.
Your pitch
URL or paragraph
No signup. ~15 seconds. Free.
The Hall of Shame
See six famous startups roasted as if they were pitching today.
Stripe got an 8. Notion got a 5. You'll be in good company.
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From $29 for 10 pitches. $1.98 per pitch at the Agency tier.